It’s 2022, which means at least one company is announcing something new that’s connected to NFTs or the metaverse in an attempt to stay relevant in our rapidly collapsing capitalist hell. Today’s wheel spins landed at Walmart, Robloxand “The Metaverse.”

The retail giant and the horrible Walmart company are launching two different virtual worlds in the super popular online game. Roblox. According to CNBC, these Walmart virtual worlds will include things that don’t exist in any real Walmart in the world, like a blimp that drops toys, music festivals with popular artists, and free mini-games and activities. Oh, and there’s a virtual store where people can buy virtual merchandise apparently called “Verch”. I have learned that this word has been…