MENLO PARK, CA—After a stock crash that saw $80 billion wiped from the market capitalization of Facebook’s parent company, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg held a company-wide meeting to announce that his avatar from the metaverse was crying, sources inside the company reported Friday. “It is with a heavy heart that I called you all here today to discuss the fact that my avatar in the metaverse is currently crying,” Zuckerberg said, forcing his entire staff into Oculus goggles as the teary-eyed digital version of himself explained that losing all that money had made him very sad. “Although my real-life body cannot cry, my metaverse avatar has no such limitations. It’s okay if their avatars are crying, too, given how much of their compensation is tied to stock options. That being said, would anyone like…