Mark Zuckerberg today announced a lucrative partnership with several software developers that will reportedly see highly realistic ducks integrated into the Horizon Worlds platform.

“We have to stop letting Mark make these deals,” said a concerned Facebook executive who asked to remain anonymous for fear of repercussions. “Some kids got hold of his phone number and in what was clearly a prank call they suggested they could sell him some pretty amazing duck assets for a cool 10 figures. Mark gets so excited about these things that he just couldn’t agree fast enough. He wasn’t even discouraged when the thing turned up on a floppy disk. If I don’t lose my guess, I think my boss overpaid for a series of decades-old jpegs. Jesus Christ.”

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