Virtual offices. Floating bodies without legs. RV Mark Zuckerberg. I’ve been so skeptical metaverse like anyone but Fortnite He got me out of that disappointment. He showed me that not only is the metaverse already here, but it’s already amazing, no matter what dystopia Zuckerberg tries to sell you.

I’m not sure what did it. Maybe it’s the part where Goku’s Dragon Ball Z it can hit the grille. Or maybe it was the time someone killed me while I was flailing about trying to figure out the fire controls and then I spent several minutes taming a warthog in a nearby bioluminescent forest. After that, my virtual assassin flew away using one of the sentinel machines from Matrix like a hand glider. It was a dizzying display of strange things coming together in…